After
I decided I wanted to join the Army I had to schedule a time to take the ASVAB
test and get my physical done at MEPS.
The
ASVAB test (The Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery) This test is used
to determine which jobs you qualify for in the Army.
MEPS
(Military Entrance Processing Station) This is the site where the military
determines an applicant's physical qualifications, aptitude and moral standards
as set by each branch of military service, the Department of Defense, and
federal law.
The
plan was for the recruiters to take me out on a Thursday afternoon and drive to
Spokane, which is about 3 hours away. Thursday night I would take the ASVAB
test and then stay the night in a hotel. The next morning would be the physical
at MEPS. If all went according to plan we would be back home by about 3 or 4 PM
on Friday.
Like
a lot of missions, this one didn’t go as planned. There were 4 of us all
together, the recruiter who was driving us, a cop who wanted to join the
reserves, another guy who was a year older than myself, and me. I arrived after
lunch on Thursday at about 12:30. I patiently waited in the recruiter’s office
while they got everything ready. This included a kind of pep talk or rehearsal.
The recruiters went over everything that was going to happen at MEPS. He let us
know that it’s the recruiter’s job to get people in the army and it’s MEPS
job to disqualify people. He said they would use all kinds of scare tactics to
try and get people to cough up all kinds of information. He said it is all
scare tactics. He also let us know we would be taking a pee test and they will
stand there and watch you do it.
The
four of us assembled in the car and took off on our road trip. About an hour
into the trip the recruiter said, “Now you all have your folders right?” I said
“Um … you never gave me a folder!” Needless to say we ended up turning around
and heading back to the recruiter’s office so he could get my folder, which had
my social security card in it. Turns out you use this a lot at MEPS. This put
us a few hours behind schedule and we ended up not being able to take the ASVAB
test that evening. The recruiter had to call and have me and another guy
reschedule for Friday morning.
We
arrived at the hotel in Spokane and we were checked in and everyone was given a
dinner and breakfast voucher. We were given strict orders not to have anyone
else in our rooms and to behave. My guess is they have had issues before. They
said our wake up call was set for 4:45 AM. Yuck! I was not looking forward to
getting up that early, but as long as there was coffee in the morning I would
be all right.
The
three of us ended up eating dinner together. We got to choose from a special
MEPS menu at the hotel restaurant. The food was pretty good and I even got ice
cream fro dessert.
It
was a little difficult to get to sleep with my mind racing non-stop thinking
about what the next day was to bring. I did wake up at 3AM, 4AM, 4:30AM, then
4:45AM. Surprisingly the phone never rang with our wake-up call. Then there was
a knock on the door. A hotel employee was at the door doing a manual wake-up
notice because the phone system was having issues. So I jumped in the shower and
got ready, waited for my roommate to get ready and then we headed down to the
breakfast buffet at the hotel. After that we were loaded up with about 15 other
recruits onto a shuttle to the MEPS offices in downtown Spokane.
Not
sure if all MEPS offices are like this, but this one is located at a
courthouse. We were offloaded from the shuttles and waited in the sub freezing
cold for about ten minutes until someone finally unlocked the doors. Once in we
had to go through a metal detector and have our bags scanned similar to
security at the airport. Once through we all went to a room with offices for
each of the branches of the service. Most of us were there for the Army, so we
were herded like cattle to one corner of the room. We each had a name tag to
stick on our bags and ourselves. Each of us had to fill out a lunch ticket
(mmmm…turkey sandwich). Finally we grabbed our paperwork.
Next
was the briefing room. All the recruits were told (just like the recruiter said
earlier) that they are going to look up everything that ever happened to us.
They are the federal government and have access to everything we have ever done
in our lives. Nobody can stop them; so don’t lie on any of these forms. They
will find out and you will go to jail and forfeit your pay. I was expecting all
this, but then ironically they said, “We know what your recruiter told you,
don’t believe them. We will find out everything” Luckily I wasn’t in much of a
dilemma, since I haven’t had anything serious happen to me in the past.
Honestly I haven’t been to the doctor since a sports physical to play basketball
in high school. Everyone filled out some medical history questionnaires that
mainly had yes or no answers. Any yes answers required an explanation at the
bottom.
Next
up...the ASVAB test. Myself and three of the other recruits were taken into a
computer lab where we were given instructions and then proceeded to take the
test. The test is broken into different sections and you have a time limit for
each section. As long as you move along at a decent pace you should be able to
finish each section in the allocated time. After that all Army recruits were
required to take a personality test. I believe it was called the TAPAS test or
something similar. It would provide you with two statements and you are supposed
to pick which one represents you the best. Sometimes I think it shows two
negative ones to see which one you don’t pick.
When
all the testing was complete I was sent back to medical to complete my
physical. I was aware that I would have to pee in a cup before all of this
started so I made sure to not go before my ASVAB test. By now I had to go
pretty bad and was relieved that I would not have to hold it any more. When I
arrived at the medical desk the guy there told me I should eat my lunch and come
back when I’m done because the “pee guy” was not there right now. Great, just
what I did not want to do. I quickly ate my lunch, which was not too bad. (a
pita sandwich with chips and a cookie). I did not end up drinking too much of
anything though, just enough to wash down what I had just finished eating. I
arrived back at the medical station and thankfully they were ready to accept my
pee. I went into a room where a guy handed me a cup and then carefully watched
me pee into it ¾ full. Luckily the room also had a urinal on the wall so I
could finish off in there. I think I could have filled a dozen of those cups!
They headed off with my cup of pee to test for various drugs and then took me
into a room to draw my blood. This was done to check for certain types of
diseases if I remember correctly.
Next
step I had my eyes checked and my hearing tested. I’m slightly nearsighted and
I’ve been to too many rock concerts as a kid, so I’ve lost some of my hearing.
Luckily I evidently have enough hearing left to serve in the Army. To quote the
hearing test administrator “It’s good enough for government work” I just have
to make sure to wear protection if I head off to any more concerts. I then had
a one on one talk with a doctor. The doctor quickly went over all my answers
from the medical questionnaire I took at the beginning of the day. All were no
except broken or cracked bones. I then had to explain how I broke my nose and
right pinky finger during two separate basketball incidents. Oh and yes I did
smoke pot when I was young and dumb. It was 20 years ago and I only tried it a
few times.
Next
up the physical exam. There were four of us together this time. All the people
that ended up taking the ASVAB with me earlier in the day. We all had to strip
down to our boxers and perform a number of movements, bends, twists, funny
walks, etc. The doctor had a good look at us while we were doing all of this
and then took us into a room individually. In the room I had to drop my drawers
and let him feel my balls while I coughed. Then came an interesting moment… I
had to bend over and spread my butt cheeks. The doctor crouched down took a
visual and said, “it all looks normal” Luckily I didn’t fart!
When
this was finished I got dressed and waited for my recruiter to come back and
get me and my fellow recruits to head back home. A long day has been finished,
and I’m one step closer to joining the Army.
Ryan13B
hello
how did you make this blog like this? im going to Benning may 31 and i would
like to make one like yours. any link on how to create one like your? thanks
email:colesjeff481@yahoo.com
Friday,
April 1, 2011 - 11:08 PM
Brandon
When
I decided to do this I purchased the domain name "mcguires5.com" from
GoDaddy. I already had a mobileme membership which gave me a place to host the
website. My Mac came with iLife which has a program called iWeb that makes
creating and maintaining a website very easy. I set it up and then wrote
letters to my wife every day from basic, when she received the letters she
would type them up and post them. By the time I got to AIT I was able to have a
laptop with internet access and I updated it from that point on.
If you check out my "Other's Stories" on my main website,
you can see a lot of them use BlogSpot to create their blogs. You can check it
out at www.blogspot.com. It's
free and if you have someone you trust back at home you can have them log in
and post your updates.
Saturday,
April 2, 2011 - 12:08 AM
Ryan13B
Saturday,
April 2, 2011 - 03:09 AM
Brandon
The
site looks great...good job! Congratulations on not giving up and good luck
with your army career. Keep that attitude of not giving up while in basic, it
will serve you well.
Saturday,
April 2, 2011 - 09:15 AM
Ryan13B
thanks
man, i really want this, i want to be able to call myself an us soldier.
Saturday,
April 2, 2011 - 10:49 AM